Gem: nah its 6.00
Stunner: yeah i was at aldershot - why were u?
leatherlucy: yup
julia%5Fk: anyone go to lost weekend?
leatherlucy: what were you wearing?
Olli%5Fmccormack: Was anybody hin here at the Lost Weekend
leatherlucy: (eeek that sounded dodgy)
ashley%26fiona: if you all keep on typing then you shouldnt get cut off
julia%5Fk: very dodgy! lol
saz: that's getting a personal isn't it
Stunner: black skirt - boots - black crox top
Stunner: u?
Olli%5Fmccormack: Julia - i was at the lost Weekend
leatherlucy: like.. what are you wearing now, can you er, slip off the... ooops sorry
Gem: anyone know why they are layign a one off inmanchester??
julia%5Fk: what did you think olli?
leatherlucy: hmmm I was in a zebra print cowboy hat
leatherlucy: =)
owen+ just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:03:17 PM)
owen+: yo ho ho
ashley%26fiona: :p
elspooni0: hello
DrShipman just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:03:54 PM)
ashley%26fiona: hey owen
DrShipman: aye aye
ashley%26fiona: where are my tapes then owen??
Ken3: shitty server is getting loaded!
julia%5Fk: yes olli it was really good!
DrShipman: any fit birds here yet?
elspooni0: where are my tapes sarah?
rich just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:04:46 PM)
DrShipman: allo ladies
Olli%5Fmccormack: Jesus, how many people can we fit in here?
julia%5Fk: yes there is a parrot who can do 20 sit-ups
bekah: we are fit birds !!!!
Gem: i feel like we're about to explode
julia%5Fk: is that a fit bird?
DrShipman: cool
FULLER: THEREs gonna be loads
Mick+Mars just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:05:28 PM)
DrShipman: any crocketts here yet?
Olli%5Fmccormack: tThe more the merrier
wurzel just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:05:34 PM)
FULLER: hey wurzel
Chriiiiis just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:05:50 PM)
ashley%26fiona: right wurzul and rich ahhh
Mick+Mars: Hi everyone
Stunner: hey there fuller!
ashley%26fiona: hey M&M
Olli%5Fmccormack: HEY EVERYONE
FULLER: hey stunner
Fergal+Sharkey just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:06:20 PM)
DrShipman: hello olli
Chriiiiis: hey FULLER
elspooni0: heeyyy
DrShipman: lets kill someone
DrShipman: hey dan!
elspooni0: is davey fergal
rich+wurzel just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:06:54 PM)
Ben: aha
littlemisslost: hello peoples
DrShipman: any gingers here?
Stunner: owen/rich.... what did u think of the write up that kerrang gave u for the lost weekend?
Gemma4: my comp keeps fucking up
Ken3: my had hurts. hmv shipped the second on something cd tonite though! should have it tuesday!
Olli%5Fmccormack: Why is everyone logging in and out
Ben: oi
Chriiiiis: r mad man / lucifer coming
ashley%26fiona: right your all mad who is who
Ben: cheeky fuck
linz: HELLO
FluffyPinkCloud: Do u know, I cant find a single place where I live that sells Kerrang
holly: hi all
Stunner: heelooo ben!
FluffyPinkCloud: I bloody hate living in the middle of nowhere
linz: hi holly
Ben: hi!
Stunner: HI HOLLY
Ben: hi Chantelle
FULLER: mad-no lucifer-yeah
FluffyPinkCloud: Hi Holly
DrShipman: hello ladies
Stunner: GET MY EMAIL?
saz2020: i've been getting some grief today over the multi-formatting of the singles, how do you guys feel about that?
Ben: hi holly
linz: hello dr!!!
Olli%5Fmccormack: Who a Crox and whoes not
holly: yeah i got your e-mail chantelle
Chriiiiis: hey holly
beck: this thing ain't working right for me !
julia%5Fk: i'm not, if that helps
Stunner: GOOD GOOD, HOLLY
linz: HELLO EVERYONE
Fergal+Sharkey: good evening i am yor filthy host
louise: Davy Davy Crockett!
FULLER: hi sam
Stunner: BEN U GET LETTER/EMAIL?
Chriiiiis: Hey sam
holly: dr. shipman is most certainly a crockett.....the one your mothers all warned you about
Ben: YES THANKS!
Mr+Psycho: hey hey hey!
holly: am i right?
Stunner: GOOD! :)
rock%5Fchick: hello
Ben: Raymond Harris
DrShipman: how the feck is this thang sposed 2 work?
elspooni0: l
ashley%26fiona: right whats going on
owen just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:09:10 PM)
Nasreen: holly, if my mother knew, she woulda warned me about all of them!!
rock%5Fchick: this si weird
julia%5Fk: you have to buy it chocolates and speak nicely to it
Mr+Psycho: hows it going?
Olli%5Fmccormack: Come on then, Where are they or who are they
Chriiiiis: is phil coming ?
FULLER: you type what u want 2 say and press enter
Ken3: this thing moves too fast!
lucifer+himself: good moring my british chums, how are you all?
beck: this thing seems to go too FAST !!!!
holly: good question...how is this thing supposed to work I think people are just supposed to ask you guys questions
Stunner: MY MUM DOES KNOW AND THINKS DAN IS A SWEETIE!
owen: sorry about that, I'm in twice now. Fuck there's a lot of people. I haven't got 35 in my family. Who are you all?
Chriiiiis: hey phil
Ken3: Oi - I'm irish..........
holly: Nas!! You made it to your cafe...
Ben: Dan, whats your first name ?
littlemisslost: oh dear this is all a bit confusing ...
Nasreen: I did indeedy
Stunner: LOL
Olli%5Fmccormack: There goes owne
Chriiiiis: lol
Gemma4: i'm just typing somehting so i dont get sent off
beck: ohh no help me
saz2020: that's drummers for yer, can't keep pace!
Mr+Psycho: who is a crockett?
owen: So can anyone teach Dan hI'm still in
FULLER: this is er organised
Olli%5Fmccormack: So am i
Pokey: nkjhfuoidhofkdpf
julia%5Fk: so, you crockety members - do you find it unnerving that most of what you say and do ends up in some magazine, on a web site etc?
ashley%26fiona: right there is flashing
Ken3: are crocketts real? or are they liek hobbitts?
Chriiiiis: Fuller fuller fuller lol
owen: Who the hell is who?
Stunner: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON - AGGGH!
Ben: Ben
DrShipman: i'm dan
rock%5Fchick: grrr
Pokey: That's the fun of it, we can be anyone we want
ashley%26fiona: owen ru THE owen?
Ken3: me ken#
Fergal+Sharkey: i want to be luso whos going otu tonight, ive started on the wine, have hit the methodone and am about to inject some bromide into my sphincter,
Hawkeye just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:11:21 PM)
saz2020: well i'm sarah, owen, (as in the short fat sarah)
Olli%5Fmccormack: How did you get Danny Mccormack - a relative of mine, on stage at Docklands at the weekend ????
louise: Is Davy here or wot?!?!
Stunner: HI OWEN -I'M CHANTELLE
owen: Right then. Who's going to Reading?
owen: Hello Chantelle.
lucifer+himself: this things too fucking fast
FULLER: Owen- cheers for the sticks u gave my mate at aldershot
Ben: me
Stunner: U MUST REMEMBER ME RIGHT?
littlemisslost: memememe
beck: well if your Dan wheres my album ?not trying to be rude !
DrShipman: anyone fancy a bit of 'ow's yer father?
Gemma4: i'm goign to leeds,
Ben: and becks
owen: Sticks, nopt a problem.
elspooni0: me with my dan harris is a cunt banner
rock%5Fchick: im going ro reading!!!!
ouise: I'm comin to Coopers Field to c u on Sun!!
Pokey: Don't say hello to me, then
Chriiiiis: i'm going to reading
linzi: is rich in here - if so, cheers for the thumbs up!
Fergal+Sharkey: ydaveys lurking in the bushes outside your house,
holly: Don't worry...there's gonna be a transcript of the chat....cos it is moving fast
Nasreen: I cant cope.. its all going to fast
elspooni0: everyones going to reading
mr+ed+donnelly: hello!!!!
Ben: too fast
mrpsycho: who is crockett?
owen: NHello Pokey. And Fatty you can leave now, your MAccam, wit is NOT needed.
saz2020: well living in reading i can hear it all with out going in!
Stunner: YEAH RITE - I'M LOST ALREADY HOLLY!
Gemma4: owen how come you are plkayign that one off in manchester????
HumptyDumpty: grrrrr
Nasreen: oh.. for those people in London...
owen: Which one off in Manchester?
Olli%5Fmccormack: Any sign of Mrs D?
DrShipman just left the chat (7/7/00 6:12:42 PM)
ashley%26fiona: davey??
FULLER: owen- my mate used em at a gig last nite
Ken3: So fergal, how do you feel about the lads getting back together - without you - for witness????? :o)
cybert: u here ken?
Gemma4: on october the 10th
Nasreen: NEXT WEEKEND< CAMDEN UNDERWORLD FRIDAY< CAMDEN MONARCH SATURDAY... ITS MY ISTERS 20th BIRTHDAY
holly: Mrs. D. is there with her big stick
Stunner: DID U GET MY LETTER OWEN BABY?
GaryGlitter just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:12:58 PM)
HumptyDumpty: wheres davey
mr+ed+donnelly: how is your father , havent seen him in ages
beck: does this thing make any sence to you ?
owen: That could be part of our next totur actually. Where's the venue?
Ken3: hey pete
Gemma4: university
Stunner: RICH - HEY BABES
fran: i'm going to Glasgow Green which is kind of like a downgraded version of Reading
Fergal+Sharkey: im going to the samba festival in great russel street, all invited
julia%5Fk: i'm making sandwiches, anyone want one?
wurzel just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:13:31 PM)
Ken3: the other cd got shipped today!!!!! I'll try and remember to bring mine home
cybert: thought u were going to the pub?
Stunner: OWEN DID U GET MY LETTER OR NOT HONEYBUNCH?
rock%5Fchick: i saw the crockkets suport teh stereophonics in Leicester...
cybert: leave it with baz
Ken3: i am - but I'm torn between 2 addictions!
GaryGlitter: wanna be in my gang?
mrpsycho: this chat room is seriously fucked up
Chriiiiis: aldershot rocked !
Olli%5Fmccormack: Is anyone else going to Cardioff this weekend???
Ben: no
cybert: likewise
Ken3: yeah - but it won't be home till tomorrow
mr+ed+donnelly: the crocketts rocked wrexham to its roots!!!
Stunner: YEAH YOU ROCKED @ ALDERSHOT (AS EXPECTED!)
saz2020: yeh aldershot was a particularly good one, in spite of the security!
johnny%5Fnickson: helloooooooooooooooo
rich+wurzel just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:14:15 PM)
FULLER: a rewuest for crox to play in fleet
cybert: hello sarah
Fergal+Sharkey: i kicked one of the security in aldershot
GaryGlitter: any birds?
Ken3: you've got to be able to type fast here!
Fergal+Sharkey: he was a right old beardy tosser
johnny%5Fnickson: aye, request as well for Crox to play in Newcastle - we get fuck-all up here!!!
Nasreen: tweet tweet
Stunner: CHANTELLE 'ERE!
mrpsycho: a rewest?
Olli%5Fmccormack: Hey Rich
Chriiiiis: which sercuity guy ?
Ben: pc just fucked up
beck: bekah loves dan
mr+ed+donnelly: does any band member want to comment on the fuck up that is named wrexham
lucifer+himself: I agree with Fuller, the crox should play in fleet!!!
Nixie just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:14:59 PM)
Fergal+Sharkey: the one with the beard
beck: that wern't me
FULLER: the twat with the beard who nearly threw meout
Ken3: <font color="#ff0000">CROX PLAY IRELAND SOME MORE!!!!!!!</font>
fran: when you coming to Glasgow again?
Chriiiiis: crox should play in fleet !!!
mrpsycho: is it ben as in the tab site?
holly: I have a request for the Crocketts to play at the Superbowl of Country Music taking place in my town
Nasreen: the old geeeeza at the front being really grumpy
Fergal+Sharkey: tbhnat le be the one
Ken3: oops!
Ben: yup!
saz2020: well i had a go at the fat one so we got 'em both!
owen+c just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:15:21 PM)
wurzarello just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:15:22 PM)
littlemisslost: yeah ... i had to go to london to see you
Ben: hi there MrP
Nixie: grrrr
cybert: good try ken
Fergal+Sharkey: holly you pay , we come
owen+c: Sorrry I've just had to re-enter. the computer's fucked
julia%5Fk: do you have any plans to play beauty and the beast at your forthcoming gigs? (that was to the crocketts, er....obviously)
mrpsycho: sorry about rippin it out of all your tabs
GaryGlitter: got any drugs?
B: Owen, have you bought the new Magnetic fields album, 69 love songs? It's wicked
Stunner: HEELOOO - BOYS DID U GET MY LETTER?????
CARLY982 just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:15:56 PM)
lucifer+himself: this chat rooms fucked, hi ben!
ashley%26fiona: right no one is making sence
Ben: thats ok, thats half the fun
johnny%5Fnickson: littlemisslost - ditto, I went down to London to see Crox @ lost weekend from fookin' newcastle!!!!!!!!
Fergal+Sharkey: so we re rubbish at playing beauty and the beast as its too hard
Gemma4: i wnet to geta ticket for the manchester gig today, and the woman said they are onsale but they dontr have them yet, dont know how you are expected to sell any then???
rock%5Fchick: crox must play Lincolnshire, cos you record your album up here!! :)
Ken3: <h1>does any tags work?</h1>
Ben: good site by the way!
owen+c: No I haven't, I heard it's good.
johnny%5Fnickson: manchester?
Ken3: boo!
johnny%5Fnickson: when's the manchester gig?
littlemisslost: so i went from glasgow
Chriiiiis: .
mrpsycho: well, ya know, i try.
cybert: woo
beck: okay I gotta ask could you please please play Flower Girl at one of your next gigs ?
johnny%5Fnickson: Oh, OK. you win. :-)
GaryGlitter: got any drugs?
Olli%5Fmccormack: Ben - any sign of a James-Dean solo???
Gemma4: 10th october
Stunner: WILL PEOPLE PUT TO WHO THEY ARE WRITING TO OTHERWISE I'M CONFUSED...!
Stunner: :)
Nixie: p
Nixie: p
Nixie: p
Nixie: ppp
GaryGlitter just left the chat (7/7/00 6:16:44 PM)
mrpsycho: just type
littlemisslost: aa hahaha
Fergal+Sharkey: three cheers for holly on the good site front, bit low on the porno side though at the minute, but we have plans for naked activity
Ben: didn't I do one ? Bollocks...
lucifer+himself: OWENs the man, hes th man and he probably likes Flan!!!!
wurzarello: rich in now - any questions any scrumpy?
Luoie: Who outta the Crocks are here??
Nasreen: please.. no naked activity
beck: well my quetion was to the crox
B: yes, quality song writing and a whole miriad of musical genre's ranging from 50's psychobilly to dodgy new romantic pop
owen+c: Ben how long did it take to tab On Something. I'm betting around 10 seconds
KellyJones: aye aye boyos
Olli%5Fmccormack: Don't think so - any songs of the new album on the way -BEN
Pokey: HELLO KELLY
craig: guys, you rocked on that bbc choice show last night, anyone see it?
Ken3: i think it's more confusing when there's no names. fun fun fun!
Splertzzz: To Richie the beard....when's it coming off or are you joining Grandaddy
mr+ed+donnelly: SDBBBBBBCGDRF
Ben: owen - not too long, but I'm fucked on some of the rest
owen+c: Mr. Jones why don't you get back to some work in Real World.
Fergal+Sharkey: im here davey, im 23 , sweaty and my motherds maiden name is wilson
wurzarello: that was actually Sarah
FULLER: Crox do a gig at the point in fleet
jemmy: woohoo, chardonnay on special offer in Asda....
John just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:17:43 PM)
lucifer+himself: grow the beard
KellyJones: we're can't be arsed
holly: I warned you all this was going to be just insane...
saz2020: i have to say, opposite ends is utterly gorgeous.
Stunner: HEY DAVEY
wurzarello: Really ?
Davey: ooohh
lucifer+himself: DAVEY DAVEY DAVeyy
mrpsycho: fuller, did you have a look at this battle of the bands thing?
Fergal+Sharkey: i am pi like opposits ends, too
wurzarello: ahhhh
owen+c: Tell Marshall I've met the transvestite who wants to show him who's boss.
Stunner: REMEBER ME - IT'S CHANTLLE
Ken3: Dayv!
John: hi
beck: hi there Davey if thats you
Ben: Olli - hopefully soon when DAN gets off his ARSE and sends the chords... :)
Stunner: CHANTELLE EVEN!
Gemma4: l
wurzarello: who's Chantelle
FULLER: the gigs today not the entry date
KellyJones: feck off ya ginger get
Nasreen: Grrrrrrrrr
cybert: hiya davey
Davey: mmm
wurzarello: who's Jemma
Splertzzz: Dickie ...when are you joining Grandadday ??????
Pokey: HA HA HA
B: OWEN any albums you recommend to us?
mrpsycho: you fool
beck: what da fuck is going on ?
Nasreen: WHERE IS THIS CARDIFF THING HAPPENING??
rock%5Fchick: anyone like soulwax??
Ken3: this is too wierd and hard. i need GUINNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyone fancy joining me? thought now ah well.
John just left the chat (7/7/00 6:19:22 PM)
Gemma4: yeah i like soulwax
beck: yeah soulwzax are goooooooooood
Stunner: HMMM, WHAT NAME IS THE REAL RICH CARTER UNDER - THERE ARE SO MANY ABOUT!
ashley%26fiona: when r u comming back to scotland crox
owen+c: Albums that kick ass. Everything on the V2 roster. Madasun, in particular, rock. Can't go wrong with Sabbath's first 5. All of Queen's back catalogue.
mrpsycho: which one's dan?
linzie: my damn computers being stuuupid
owen+c: Who is stunner and what letter?
Ken3: Hey peter, I'm off. ttyl.K
leatherlucy: yes, where in cardiff?????????????
rock%5Fchick: good
Ben: Sabbath Rule
rock%5Fchick: queen rock
wurzel just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:20:13 PM)
Olli%5Fmccormack: WHO IS A CROCKETT
saz2020: so guys, what's your personal favourites of the album?
ARSEMONKEY: HELLO LAYDEEZ
owen+c: ben, Iron Maiden were a let down in Earl's Court.
B: OWEN do you like elliot smith's new one?
Pokey: OWEN'S FAVOURITE DRUMMER IS ROGER TAYLOR....FROM DURAN DURAN
linzie: wurzel - u rich?
FULLER: but not as much as crockettt festival in views meadow tomorrow
Stunner: I'M CHANTELLE -OWEN , I SENT LOADSA PHOTOS THE OTHER DYA
leatherlucy: that was a crockett
Ben: owen I like your sabbath t shirt, where did you get it ?
ARSEMONKEY: i am a crockett
holly: Great question Saz...
cybert: good luck ken have one 4 me!
wurzel: Ben you are THE ginger
owen+c: Haven't heard it.
julia%5Fk: i'm dan! oh hang on, no i don't think i am....let me check....er, no, sorry
ashley%26fiona: whiuch crock r u Davey?
Ken3: 4 for you, or one 4 you?
HumptyDumpty: arsemonkey = arse
Ben: grrrr
beck: does anyone here like The Deftones apart from meeeee ?
cybert: 44
rich+wurzel was removed from the chat due to inactivity (7/7/00 6:20:55 PM)
owen+c: Duran Duran my fucking arse.
lucifer+himself: DAVEY!!!! RUN THIS ROOMS PSYCHO
Ben: yeah I saw the review in Kerrang
littlemisslost: i like the deftones
ashley%26fiona: deftones r v. good
wurzel: Yes Linz, my given name was Richard, but a freak accident has left me altered
manchestercrock just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:21:13 PM)
ashley%26fiona: ino looks fat now though
Ken3: Davey email me you langer!
Gemma4: yeha 3k that was ddead tight
johnny%5Fnickson: BECK - I LOVE DEFTONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JimmyHillesque just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:21:22 PM)
saz2020: thanks, not that its gonna get an ansa in this chaos!
beck: ahh thats good 1
ashley%26fiona: chino we mean
Ben: Rich, have you joined the beard club now then ?
JimmyHillesque: now then now then
littlemisslost: new album is well good
manchestercrock: hey everyone :)#
Olli%5Fmccormack: THIS IS GONNA BE AN INTRESTING READ TOMORROW
wurzel: Ben how are you staying so Ginge, is it the shampoo
fran: who went to the Glasgow Crocketts gig?
B: OWEN what are madasun like???
beck: did anyone see them play at the Academy ?
mrpsycho: is fuller still here?
wurzel: they're all slags
ashley%26fiona: we went in g'gow
Ken3: Holly - can you try and match the comments up when you're posting the transcript????
crockette: HELLO!!! peopl!
FULLER: yes
ashley%26fiona: every time
linzie: WURZEL - ru richy baby?
Ben: no I just put poo in my hair, hows the fringe ?
lucifer+himself: WURZEL - WHATS GOING ON WITH THE BEARD MAN, OFF OR ON???
Fergal+Sharkey: he was a right old beardy tosser
littlemisslost: i was @glasgow
wurzel: yes Linz I am Rich
Pokey: MADASUN ARE GIRLS. THAT SAYS IT ALL REALLY
mrpsycho: sorry
manchestercrock: manchester croc apoligises to davey&Dan for not attending the Manchester Uni gig in May but he had to see NOFX instead :)
Gemma4: WHAT BRIXTON ACADEMY
Ken3: nitenitenite
JimmyHillesque: anyone fancy a 1 to 1
Ken3 just left the chat (7/7/00 6:22:32 PM)
linzie: thanx for the thumbs up on fri
wurzel: I have the money to prove it LInz
Mel just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:22:34 PM)
HumptyDumpty: gggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
linzie: u rocked
Pokey: OOOH, JIMMY!
holly: Ken, I'll try to match answers and questions...going to be quite the little project!
beck: yeah brixton academy !
linzie: haha - can u lend me some?
JimmyHillesque: oooh pokjey
rock%5Fchick: so readin people, whos going to go see daphne and celeste????
wurzel: why thank you Linz
manchestercrock: GEMMA AR U THE GEMMA FROM CHEADLE??!!
FULLER: rich if your loaded u can give me your bass
ashley%26fiona: MEL R U FROM ABERDEEN
Stunner: HHHMMM, OWEN, I SENT IT THE OTHER DAY - U SURE I AIN'T GOT IT?
wurzel: no fuller fuck pff
mrpsycho: or not
linzie: the jesus thing was a bit confusing tho
JimmyHillesque: dan is here
Olli%5Fmccormack: Wurzel (if u r rich) i was chatting 2 your mum and dad in Southampton and they're really nice
Gemma4: yeha who r u
johnny%5Fnickson: hey croz - how come you never play frog on a stick!!! it fookin' rules! :-)
FULLER: sorry
Fergal+Sharkey: so does anyone like a pity youth doesnt last, our attempot to be modern and cool
mr+ed+donnelly was removed from the chat due to inactivity (7/7/00 6:23:37 PM)
owen+c: Dan was chatting both Rich's mother and his sister up. So there
craig just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:23:47 PM)
Mel: nope, I'm from Essex
saz2020: but dan chats everybody up owen!
FULLER: rich- your sisters relly nice aswell but didn't belive her when she told me
ashley%26fiona: OH WELL
JimmyHillesque: wurzel - still got that pilgrim beard modelled on my early seventies look?
Stunner: RICH - GET MY LETTER - IT'S CHANTELLE
Gemma4: yeha its v confusing
linzie: i have a cold
leatherlucy: I liked it Davey
Olli%5Fmccormack: MEL - where in Essex - i'm from Southend
wurzel: why thank you Linz
owen+c: no he doesn't.
B: not all V2 bands are good
Ben: Beards rock,
owen+c: he's a nice god fearing, well shaven young male
piscesfly just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:24:28 PM)
mrpsycho: fuller, what new songs are we gonna do?
wurzel: How mentioned my sister
Fergal+Sharkey: I would chat everyone up, im just too shy
linzie: i thought i'd share it with everyone
julia%5Fk: pity youth doesn't last is a grower - not as instant as some others, but still good
JimmyHillesque: my beard is the bestest
Mel: Upminster- near southend!!
piscesfly: howdy y'all!
Let+me+IN just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:24:44 PM)
FULLER: sam- not the place
wurzel: come on own up ya bastards get yer hands and minds away
beck: can anyone help us to get this thing working ?
Olli%5Fmccormack: Brilliant
mrpsycho: fuck you then, you big fat fuck
JimmyHillesque: let's talk love. anyone up for a bit of action tonite then wiv a legend?
owen+c: Beards kick arse. Pity I can't grow one.
Ben: shall we have a mass debate
FULLER: -rich -I did I met at tunbridge wells
saz2020: yeh sure owen, and you're the world's tallest drummer!
linzie: i'm up for anything
littlemisslost: beards are horrible things (sorry ...)
Ben: Owen, you just have to believe and it will happen...
leatherlucy: hey Rich, reckon yr sister would be up for some girl on girl action???
leatherlucy: =)
Fergal+Sharkey: i cant grow one either, ive got a good pubic beard though
linzie: i used to live in tunbridge wells
wurzel: Well that is cool Fuller
Gemma4: i'm away on sunday tho......
owen+c: i am actually. my height is decetive.
linzie: another useless fact no-one wants
mrpsycho: or girl on girl on boy action?
JimmyHillesque just left the chat (7/7/00 6:25:56 PM)
leatherlucy: yeah that too MrPsycho
wurzel: Leather Lucy, fuck you, opps already have
mrpsycho: nice#
ashley%26fiona: RIGHT,
leatherlucy: ha ha
Gemma4: sorry forgot to put that as a firday
queen%5Feva: when are the crockers in here?
leatherlucy: please dont remind me
ashley%26fiona: WHATS GOIGN ON
Olli%5Fmccormack: Rich is Wurzel, Owen is Owen - where r the other ?????
beck: hmm
Stunner: ALL GOOD THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES HEY OWEN?!?!?
linzie: ok - mass debate then - what does everyone reckon about casual sex?
mrpsycho: fergal = davey
Fergal+Sharkey: i'm here
JimmyHillesque7 just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:26:36 PM)
Frog: see u in wales crox!
Gemma4: firday i think i'm goig fuckuign mad, i meant pm
B: OWEN who are you gonna check out at Reading then?
Fergal+Sharkey: yep
FULLER: you horny bitch- I like it
JimmyHillesque7: i play the geetar
jemmy: linzie - depends how it's with and how drunk I am :)
owen+c: Small package? You have got to be k=joking. It's fucking huge.
wurzel: Casual sex is cool, it shows a high level of sophistication in a society
Fergal+Sharkey: im all for casual sex, i just dont like the bedroom thing
Ben: Rage Against the Machine will be awesome
piscesfly: casual sex? is that really debatable? there aren't any nuns here are there?
littlemisslost: casual sex saved my life ...
Mrs+PlayingDead: Which one of you is Prince Charles, then?
JimmyHillesque7: welsh = smelsh
queen%5Feva: craig?
wurzel: Ben send me a copy of Live after death, please
julia%5Fk: fergal, does it unnerve you that almost all you say and do ends up in some magazine or web site?
Fergal+Sharkey: more like practise makes perfect rich you dirty boy
saz2020: casual sex is occasionally fun, but not as good as doing it with someone who loves you
beck: the deftones at reading is gonna be great !
Ben: sure thing
Stunner: LOL - I BET ;) OWEN
JimmyHillesque7: anal rules
Ben: rich, you got Brave New World yet ??
wurzel: Cheers Ben you are a coalasced ball of gas
JimmyHillesque7: leather lucy - i'll christen it
owen+c: Not As great as Ween though. All of their back catalogue especially Chocolate and Cheese, I heartily recommend
Ben: oops
queen+eva: hey i'm back
ashley%26fiona: ANAL!!!, R U DAVEY??
Stunner: RICH RICH RICH RICH - GET MY SODDING LETTER?!?!?!
nessa just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:28:04 PM)
mrpsycho: are you putting billy the bunt on anything?
queen+eva: stoopid name
manchestercrock: I went to see My Vitriol in Manchester yesterday and me liked :)
Fergal+Sharkey: we're going to be the best band at reading, we're going to die, and you're going to love it,
owen+c: Ween at Reading. Wahey!
wurzel: Yes Chantelle, thank you
Katie: stunner, stop being a groupie
linzie: casual sex rocks (the bed) as long as u can hack the consequences
piscesfly: I think sex is sex, it's more a physical thing than like 'an emotional unity' ...
eva just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:28:32 PM)
nessa: nas oi hi!
wurzel: So ben I have'nt gotr a copy, is it any good
jemmy: fergsl>what? literally die on stage? this I HAVE to see...
littlemisslost: what consequences?
Ben: Rich, Cheers !
JimmyHillesque7: i am a virgin
eva: thats better.....stupid f*king internet
Stunner: RICH RICH RICH RICH - GET MY SODDING LETTER?!?!?!
JimmyHillesque7: who was that beardy get playing the accordian on tv wiv da crox yesterday?
Mrs+PlayingDead: Jesus, this is way too fast!
FULLER: he said yes chanterlle
mrpsycho: your name is jimmyhill and your a virgin? wow what are the odds?
piscesfly: ahhh Jimmy....
littlemisslost: in some cases thats a good thing
Let+me+IN: We have threesomes
Katie: Hello Holly
julia%5Fk: hmmm, so have i got to talk about sex to get noticed then?
RobertaSheldon just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:29:44 PM)
manchestercrock: ahhh this thing is weird it's messing up my eyes!!!
JimmyHillesque7: now then, now thenb
ashley%26fiona: WHAT WAS WITH THE OCCORDIAN TUNE LAST NITE ON TV
hollymichelle: ugh i got booted off
owen+c: The accordian player, thankfully, upped the musicianship on stage by 100%
Stunner: WHERE IS DAN BY THE WAY?
JimmyHillesque7: i'm ere
blah: You guys r gods (The Croxs that is)!!
nessa: COMPUTER KEEPS FREEZING
craig: yeah that accordian player sucked
Gemma4: oh its popped in crashed out tonight, havent you been on that b4 tho??????
reen: I keep getting kicked out.. JimmyH come on over to Bracknell then
Ben: Dan died in a freak PC accident
beck: Whats this thing on tonight on ITV?
piscesfly: anyone here believe in starsigns?
hollymichelle: I was assaulted by 8 private messages and it froze my computer!
johnny%5Fnickson: soooooo anyone going to the manchester gig?
nessa: NAS GUILDFORD, IN THE DAY OR EVENING OR WHAT?
Stunner: *SIGH*
manchestercrock: Anyways.. I thought Dan was the only one who had the brains to operate the computer?? :)
ashley%26fiona: NO
eva: craig which one are you man?
linz%5Frah: this thing sux
Stunner: OH WELL - HE AIN'T AS GENIUS AS YOU 'EH BEN?!?!?!?
Olli%5Fmccormack: Fewrgal (DAVEY) did you get the e-mail about the festival on Southnd Beach - whgat do yu think ??? or Rich or Oween or Dan
Gemma4: yeha i am, went ot get my tic tday, and thy havent even got them in yet
reen: eveningish babes
craig: eva have a guess
owen+c: Guildford all weekend, kicking Cay and Lemmy's arse up and down the length of the site.
Ben: Dan, brains ? What the...
linz%5Frah: it keeps disconnecting me
JimmyHillesque7: oi
FULLER: no rich does tabs for ben- or should
ashley%26fiona: 1 40 AM, WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS ON SO LATE CROX? WE NEED OUR SLEEP
Ben: hi God
RobertaSheldon: Hello all
FULLER: hey im god
mrpsycho: this is getting a bit dull
saz2020: 1.40 i'll just be getting back from a gig about then, who needs sleep?
God: Casual sex is wrong
littlemisslost: 1 40 am is a good time for tv
FULLER: rich is jesus
cybert: u go to donegal davey?
Stunner: *SIGH* WHAT IS GOING ON?
God: Preferably there should B no sex atall
ashley%26fiona: Y GOOD IF YOUR WATCHING PORN!THE THING ON ITV, IS ON AT 1 40 AM
Olli%5Fmccormack: So weve got god and jesus - we are honoured
wurzerello: Fuller is Satan
Stunner: CAUSAL SEX IS FUN..!?!?!
nessa: WHERE'S NAS GONE
Frog: what day?
Gemma4: so what time are you on at guildford???????????
beck: whats gonna be on at 140 ?
God: like the virgin mary
FULLER: OI
Stunner: OWEN - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?
reen: No sex?
Stunner: OWEN - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?LOL
jinxedfairy: hey
mrpsycho: i am the antichrist, sorry to spoil everyones fun
reen: what a ridiculous idea
nessa: DON'T DO THAT
tipsy: TIPSY = linz
RobertaSheldon: hey why do u always go mad and smack a guitar off your head
daveycrockett just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:32:52 PM)
owen: tv. Mr C kicks some indy shysters arse.
Frog: 1 440am what day?
hollymichelle: so does anyone have any questions...?
littlemisslost: wait a minute though if there was no sex everyone would be all wound up and grumpy
tipsy: stupid fucking thing
God: Well, she lkind of had sex with me
jinxedfairy: anyone know anything about the crox at cooper's field on sunday?
tipsy: god can have sex? wooowww!
daveycrockett: hey6 im back and the computers fixed
wurzerello: well you've all lost me, and Dan is Jimmy Hill honest
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ashley%26fiona: TONITE, ITV 1 40
Stunner: AW - RICH R U THERE - IT'S CHANTELLE
piscesfly: RICH, what IS your starsign?
reen: Rich
God: Mastubation is OK
Gemma4: yeha what time are you onstage at guilford????
Frog: im going on sunday
owen: yes, it's behind the castle, it's free and it'll rock.
wurzerello: yes Reen
reen: Shut Up
jemmy: does anyone know where coopers field is?
aaarrrghh: hey kids we all having fun
j%2Espaceman: the flaming lips were excellent at Glasto. Did anyone see them?
Stunner: HEY DAVEY
daveycrockett: rich is a true romantic
Olli%5Fmccormack: How did the Crox rope Danny mccormack - a relative of mine - on stage at the L Weekend
owen: We're on at 6
wurzerello: Reen Ican't
daveycrockett: cheers god , ill take you up on that one
reen: and why not?
saz2020: well i could ask that questions about the favourite album tracks again holly
mrpsycho: masturbation is OK? thats fullers philosiphy
ashley%26fiona: ON AT 6? NO
DANNNNNNNNNNNNN just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:33:52 PM)
Frog: how long r u on 4 owen?
owen: We roped Danny in, a friend of mine, because he wanted to kick it out with us.
eva%2A: anyCrockett: erm......hey?
hollymichelle: go for it Saz
ashley%26fiona: ON AT 6 ON WHAT
nessa: SO WHAT TIME R U CROCKS ON AT GUILDFORD, TRYING TO DECIDE WHETHER IT'D WORTH GOING SEEING AS I FINISH WORK AT 4PM
Stunner: DAN!
Gemma4: for howq long owen???
Stunner: DAN!DAN!
julia%5Fk: ok, i'm gonna try flattery - you crocketts are great! your music is manic, interlaced with soul and melody - does that get me noticed?
Stunner: N!
Ben: can you play in Cheltenham sometime ?
daveycrockett: we roped him onstage with promises of booze and fluzzy women
DANNNNNNNNNNNNN: ALLO
owen: Hello Julia. How are you?
wurzerello: Maybe
tipsy: hmm
Stunner: YEAH - BEN LET'S CAMPAIGN FOR THE CHELTENHAM GIG!
RobertaSheldon: i hear your doin ronnie scots as part of a song writer s thing whats that about
Stunner: YAY!
julia%5Fk: yee ha!!! a result!
Olli%5Fmccormack: Owen - was he meant to arrive on stage so late - he only just made it ?
Mrs+PlayingDead: Any idea how "On Something" is doing in the charts????
julia%5Fk: i'm fine thank you owen
cybert: u go to donegal davey?
jinxedfairy: crox? give me more details about the gig at cooper's field!!
Stunner: DAN - GET THE LETTER I SENT U (IT'S CHANTELLE - AND MUM)
eva%2A: have you done ronnie scotts yet? can i come?
owen: He was otherwise engaged. Don't know where. We were shitting it
tipsy: did anyone else hate the security at aldershot on fri??!!!!
nessa: IS JOHN L IN HERE ANYWHERE?
piscesfly: Hey OWEN, what's your starsign?
aaarrrghh: this is me dale
wurzerello: pisces fly who are you
blah: Davy....Wot time u gonna b at Coopers on Sun?
j%2Espaceman: what happened about your hungerstrike?
mrpsycho: i'm leaving now, don't miss me too much
Olli%5Fmccormack: Davey - did you get the e-mail about coming to southend for a gig on the beeach -what do you think?
owen: Mu starsign is Capricorn for what it's wortth, Cobblets
piscesfly: bye MRPSYCHO
Ben: Dan, buy a proper guitar, one with a ointy headstock
Stunner: DAN - U RUINED MY ON SOMETHIGN CD U KNOW?!?!
God: Crocketts, if I actually existed, what would you ask me?
Ben: pointy
FULLER: ALdershot security sukked
wurzerello: Ben ya still there
eva%2A: was anyone else at m.v. on weds?
RobertaSheldon: Ronnie scots is on the 6th of august should be good
saz2020: well ok then, crox, what are your personal fave tracks of the album?
owen: Dan buy a proper guitar, one that looks like a cricket bat.
daveycrockett: im going to cardiff tomorrow to go to a party and get it on with a brazilain dancer
piscesfly: I'm Hannah WURZERELLO
nessa: WOULD THAT B FULLER THE UNDERAGE DRINKER?
daveycrockett: i how much money have yoyu got
owen+cash just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:37:14 PM)
Stunner: ok is ANYONE gonna answer my questions???
God: like what kind if stuff?
Ben: ohhh
gRAHAMsALISBURY: MILK AND HONEY?
piscesfly: who are you?
RobertaSheldon: so anyone go to MORFA
God: happiness?
owen+cash: computer keeps crashing.
eva%2A: craig you still here - any news on the gig?
God: money?
RobertaSheldon: it was the last time i seen the croketts
God: world peace?
daveycrockett: hopkins you going out tonight. im going out in russel street with kate + c.parry etc
ashley%26fiona: RIGHT MACMANUS, WHEN R U COMING BACK UP TO G'GOW?
reen: vanessa?
RobertaSheldon: no i went to see them at flapper and firkin in birmingham there was a fight it was mad
piscesfly: Wow this is tooo much fun...
Davysnewluvver: I got money Davy!!!
Olli%5Fmccormack: Are the various Crox located in the same building or in different huses?
God: I was at Morfa, but then again, I am omnipresent
daveycrockett: were coming to glasgow in the autumn. october actually
Stunner: UM - ANY ONE MEMBER OF THE CROCKETTS SEEN MY LETTER THAT I SENT TO YOUR HOUSE (OR HAS IT FALLEN DOWN?!) ANSWER ME!
dan just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:38:54 PM)
ashley%26fiona: BOUT TIME WE THINKS!
ow+cash just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:38:58 PM)
daveycrockett: we're in different places because we hate each other
eva%2A: are we going to have a decent chat with the almighty crocks, or am i gonna go and email my friend?
Stunner: I'M CHANTELLE!
hollymichelle: So when are the new round of dates going to be announced....any ideas guys?
dan: hallo
Ben: holly, try to restore some order here!

God: they got your letter my child
Olli%5Fmccormack: Davey - did you get any pieces of the guitar back you trashed on Sunday?
julia%5Fk: yeah, what holly said
ow+cash: September October. We're coming around in Scotland, touring elsewhere.
piscesfly: I'm gonna go now seing as noone wants to talk to me, mail me ANYONE fuct_up_barbie_doll@inrehab.co.uk or piscesfly@limpbizkit.com
julia%5Fk: just a parrot and a cocateil
dan2 just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:39:47 PM)
RobertaSheldon: HOW COME YOUR HEADING A SONG WRITER THING HERE IN BIRMINGHAM
daveycrockett: i cost about 50 quid and some puff
hollymichelle: Oh god....we're beyond restoring order
Davysnewluvver: Davy c'mon man talk to us!!
wurzel just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:39:56 PM)
Gemma4: davey is that whyyou are payign manchester in october then
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Olli%5Fmccormack: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH - STOP THE VOICES
craig: davey, did that guitar put up a good fight??
Ben: yes thanks ray
piscesfly: maybe Jesus swept and all this time people got it wrong...
ow+cash: Glasgow. street corner.
Stunner: DAN DAN DAN - HEELOOO - ANSWER ME SOMEONE!
daveycrockett: yeah thats usam i worht nothing, 50 quid is nothing
reen: there are a couple of spaces left for paintballing tomorrow if anyone wants them?!
littlemisslost: i hate fucking computers ...
Ben: thats a good point Pisces
FULLER: why does this bloody thing rememeber my last message and repost it
eva%2A: stunner shut yer mouth
saz2020: but your shows are better seen on whizz... puff is too mellow davey
Davysnewluvver: I'm going to the pub!!!
reen just left the chat (7/7/00 6:40:58 PM)
littlemisslost: wow there's a man with legoland hair on tv ... my life just got infinitely better
nasreen just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:41:14 PM)
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Stunner: DAVEY - WANNA PUFF THEN...?!?!? OR IS IT A BLOW...?
Stunner: DAVEY - WANNA PUFF THEN...?!?!? OR IS IT A BLOW...?!
Stunner: DAVEY - WANNA PUFF THEN...?!?!? OR IS IT A BLOW...?!
frog: how much money have u got davey?
Olli%5Fmccormack: Dan - the review i did in Melody Maker - the bastards are refusing to give me the signed album - Bastards
dan69 just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:41:21 PM)
God: Stunner, they already said that they got your letter
Davysnewluvver: Crox u guys r gods luv'd ya once!
ow+cash: Yes. Top notch prices. all tastes catered for.
daveycrockett: blow
cunt just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:41:36 PM)
piscesfly: Any Bass players here?
Stunner: COOL - IS IT A DATE
ashley%26fiona: MEN AS WELL?
Stunner: COOL - IS IT A DATE
Stunner: ?
cunt: yeah I'm a bass player
dan69: Olli - you da man. i o u some pints. + a signed album
Ben: cunt, nice name
God: Crocketts, do you prefer a girl to spit , or swallow?
Stunner: DAVEY - SEE YA SUNDAY THEN - FOR THAT "BLOW"
RobertaSheldon: i'm a bass player
littlemisslost: i play bass but very rubbishly
daveycrockett: blow how difficult is that to understand
FULLER: tyes
piscesfly: nice one...nice name...I once had a gold fish called cunt...
dan69: i can polay the bass
ow+cash: Cunt - bass player. Couldn't have put it better myself.
julia%5Fk: i'm a drummer
Davysnewluvver: Davy..I'll c ya too with quality!!
cunt: I'm also a bit of a ladies man, can you guess which bit
dan69: 4 strings?piece of piss
Olli%5Fmccormack: I come for the pints in Cardiff then - if thats ok
Ben: any drummer/bass player jokes ?
nasreen: *holds head in hands* oh dear
cunt: No ben
craig: yeah, you bass players have it easy
FULLER: bass and vocals
dan69: here here
piscesfly: It's easier than guitar
cunt: Craig fuck off
Davysnewluvver: Davy wot pub Sun Luchtime??
saz2020: ever played a 12 string dan?
craig: hahaha
jemmy: what's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?
dan69: dunno
piscesfly: I think bass is sexier than guitar...
eva%2A: i have some old ethiopian jokes.......<groans>
Ben: hey get in touch with your anger cunt
julia%5Fk: a drum machine has a brain?
cunt: juice
ashley%26fiona: ARGHH
Olli%5Fmccormack: Bass players are just shit 6 stringers - NO OFFENCE MEANT BUT ITS TRUE
cunt: flaps
hollymichelle: Saz, 12 strings rock. that's what i have and I"m gonna be buried with it
jemmy: you only have to punch a drum machine once.
tipsylinz: ok - can u please sort this chat room out???!!!!!
cunt: Olli you are goin down
God: I can play the clarinet
Davysnewluvver: Bollox...I'm off tooooo confusin
julia%5Fk: oh yeah
dan69: 6 strings + 4 skins
frog: nice1 jemmy!
Olli%5Fmccormack: Yeap - down town to get drunk
ashley%26fiona: NICE 1 GOD
Stunner: DAVEY - I GET PAID TOMORROW - HOW ABOUT £40 AND A GOOD RUTTING?!??!?!?! LOL?!
tipsylinz: cunt - nice name!
RobertaSheldon: SEE YOU AT RONNIE SCOTS IN BIRMINGHAM
God: Any chance of including a clarinet solo on the next album?
piscesfly: Nah man that's bull, I play six string and I do it better than bass
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ow+cash: How do you know if a drummer's at the door? The knock speeds up.
saz2020: but then will you be makin' music in heaven or hell holly?
daveycrockett: im deisgusted at the levels of obsenity here. the crocketts are a decent life living band who dont deserved to be exposed to such dreadful language
ow+cash: orry shit delivery.
nasreen: Daniel - next weekend, underworld friday monarch saturday.. its my sisters birthday
dan69: anyone goin oot in schmondon london 2 nite? gettin drunk and need a plot
Stunner: HOW ABOUT THAT GANGBANG I SUGGESTED ON BEN'S GUESTBOOK?!?!?!?!?
eva%2A: oooh....two new messages....
cunt: Olli I will find out where you liove and stick a bass up your arse, then lets see how easy it is to play
Ben: great gags
frog: davey i agree
FULLER: ill join in
God: lets all have a cyber orgy
frog: disgusting
eva%2A: thick rocketts?
Gemma4: l
ashley%26fiona: DECENT! YOUR SO FUNNY DAVEY, LOL
mrsd: cunt by name....
julia%5Fk: drummers are cool - you've either got it or you haven't
cunt: face
Olli%5Fmccormack: Easy - i'm used to 6 strings so 4 is a piece of piss
Gemma4: yeah i liked that thick rockets
cunt: face
Stunner: *SUGH* WHERE IS DAN?
julia%5Fk: you can't learn rhythm
JonP: Evening all
mrsd: can i just apologise for rich
piscesfly: I drum too...
hollymichelle: I''LL be making my music in Hell, Saz...see ya at the bar, first round is on me!
ow+cash: yOU'RE RIGHT jULIA. uNFORTUNATELY i HAVEN'T.
FULLER: try playin bass and singing- thatll shut you up
eva%2A: yeah...<thinks>...thick rocketts are cool....
mrsd: cos he's a cunt
cunt: mrsd, what has Rich saiod
Stunner: *SIGH* WHERE IS DAN?
nasreen: he's a little hyperactive today aint he?!
Gemma4: are all you(crocks) sat in the same room????
eva%2A: ohhh...i got it now....new Email alias.......
hollymichelle: Chantelle, are you still there with you mom and proposing gangbangs?
Kernel: ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!
mrsd: i dunno hard to tell with his shitty spelling
piscesfly: I'm off now, really I'm going this time...bye y'all, big kiss XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
saz2020: only if its Jack holly, or is that all they serve down there?
cunt: ahh so reen is nas,cool
tipsylinz: anyone wanna chat to me cos im bored and LONELY
ow+cash: yES AND WE'RE ALL NAKED THINKING ABOUT YOU gEMMA
frog: dont b so hard on yerself owen
Ben: guitar rules, but so does bass, as long as you have a pointy headstock
frog: got rythm
ashley%26fiona: WHATS WRONG DAVEY?
cunt: Ben cheers
nasreen: ...
God: CLARINET SI THE BEST
hollymichelle: Jack and Jim Bean, Saz...whatever floats yr boat
eva%2A: crocketts - i need help on 'how to pull'...wanna help me?
Stunner: I'MGETTING LOST NOW....
nasreen: u dont think thats cool
God: IS DISLEXIC
Ben: no probs
julia%5Fk: crocketts drumming is great - not too overpowering, and always rock steady
cunt: so who's p[ulling who's hood
frog: is this gemma bird a bit of alright?
Stunner: OOH LUCKY YOU GEM!
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ow+cash: Julia are you my mother?
littlemisslost: i've always been lost
julia%5Fk: yes i am
julia%5Fk: keeping an eye on you
daveycrockett: just ask, the anser will never be no. especially if you ask dan
nasreen: not much chance of pulling anything in bracknell
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cunt: come on people
piscesfly: DAVEY - what's your starsign?
cybert just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:47:30 PM)
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Olli%5Fmccormack: y Skunk Annansie
Gemma4: cheers , but it was only a q
hollymichelle: oh yeah davey....DAN IS A MACK DADDY
Stunner: WHO ME DAVEY - THAT GANGBANG THEN - YEAH I HEARD DAN WAS UP FOR THAT
ashley%26fiona: HEY MACMANUS, READ TYOUR BOOK
daveycrockett: im a leo29th july
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tipsylinz: like HELLO?
raymond: i'm the mack daddy
JonP: How good are you gonna be at Guildford, Davey??
Gemma4: DOES ANYONE KNOW WHY THEY ARE PAYIGN JUST MANCHESTER IN OCTOBER???
FULLER:
ow+cash: Only joking Gemma, If I couyld do one of those bloody faces, I would.
Olli%5Fmccormack: Owen - did you enjoy shunk annansie?
x%2Dstatic: evening!!!!
beks: hi again people ! my computer broke !
x%2Dstatic: a/s/l?????????
daveycrockett: i am pleased with the book and am currently working on the art exhibition
Stunner: QUITE LITERALLY!
lizzy: hey everyone!
ow+cash: Yes, they were excellent. Machine Head were brutal too.
x%2Dstatic: i'm 17/M/YORKSHIRE (Hull)
piscesfly: Wow, so it's your birthday soon...
tricky+dicky: yep I can tie knots init
God: I should not have invented computers
craig: hey lizzy
ashley%26fiona: ART A NEW LINE EH? NICE
jemmy: oh dear the chatroom's going to throw me off soon if I don't say something
cybert: whats the art all about davey?
raymond just left the chat (7/7/00 6:48:29 PM)
Olli%5Fmccormack: OMS were pretty good as well
saz2020: i heard some talk about a novel davey, is that happening?
hollymichelle: Davey, what kind of medium are you working in for your art ex.?
ashley%26fiona: THE BOOK WAS GOOD BY THE WAY
tipsylinz: welll hello static
littlemisslost: ti got such a beating at machine head
Ben: owen, you are sooo lucky seeing all this metal !
piscesfly: anyway..bye XxXxXXXXxxxxXXXX
tricky+dicky: hey evrybody
lizzy: hey craig
tricky+dicky: smile on your brother
ow+cash: Didn't see tham. Perfect Circle on the Saturday were wicked as well. Did you see our set?
UncleFUcKKKERR just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:48:57 PM)
daveycrockett: im working in my usual perverted hate anyone mediuym
tipsylinz: bye pieces
tricky+dicky: let's get together
julia%5Fk: could everyone smile i take a group photo
tricky+dicky: and love one another
tricky+dicky: name the song
hollymichelle: you cheaky fuck that's not what I meant...
lizzy: Perfect Circle Rule!
Stunner: WHERE THE HELL IS DAN - IF YOU'RE PRESENT SAY "I"
Ben: bawitdaba
cybert: ms cannon style??
UncleFUcKKKERR: i
ow+cash: I
eva%2A: i
saz2020: if 'unamazing disgraces' is anything to go by, it'll be superb!
Ben: Dans head has fallen off again
Olli%5Fmccormack: Yeah man - like the leopard print and saw you at the signing as well -
God: I
nasreen: A
frog: i
hollymichelle: sculpture, paint, photo...what?
UncleFUcKKKERR: no it aint
littlemisslost: i
God: am omnipresent
tipsylinz: rah
ow+cash: What did you think. I though we were a travesty.
eva%2A: photo!
tricky+dicky: so Olli how's it feel
UncleFUcKKKERR: right. lets get this fucking chat room sorted oot
jess: doesn't seem like the boys can get a word in
UncleFUcKKKERR: one at a time purleeze
FULLER: at the end of lucifer do dan and rich sing go lucifer go or go go go go go
Stunner: NO IF YOU'RE DAN SAY "EYE"!
ow+cash: Eye
Olli%5Fmccormack: How does what feel
UncleFUcKKKERR: no non oo oooh
tricky+dicky: eye
UncleFUcKKKERR: eye
UncleFUcKKKERR: aye
Gemma4: there is less people now os its ok
God: eye
frog: eye#
UncleFUcKKKERR: i
Stunner: NOT A GOOD IDEA THAT ONE CHANTELEL
Stunner: LE
nasreen: grrrrrrrrrrrr ribbit
tricky+dicky: confuswed
beks: okay if Dans here ! without meeeeee sounding really RUDe or something ! er are you gonna put a album in the post ?
daveycrockett: well i only started drawing last week , the quality of my paintings seems to be based on what hash i am smoking at the time,
Gemma4: did somneone say why they were playing manchester, cos if so i didn't see it
jess: hello boys - looking forward to sunday
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ashley%26fiona: ELODIE R U HERE?
Olli%5Fmccormack: wen i thought you werer grerat inb the mosh - may have been different at the back - did you fear for your life when Davey launched the guitar
hollymichelle: ahhhhhh excellent......
eva%2A: any chance of meeting you guys at ronnie scotts? (my names eva byt he way...)
tipsylinz: i'm wearing a green bra
God: Davey, will you paint my portrait?
frog: how much hash do u smoke davey?
jemmy: elodie is in a field somewhere in france. strange girl that she is...
UncleFUcKKKERR: i'll paint anyone nude
BUTTFACE just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:51:14 PM)
UncleFUcKKKERR: if there a girl
daveycrockett: i had planned where i was going to throw the guitar before
ow+cash: Shat my knickers. Should have seen the face on the cameraman though. i was terrified all gig.
mrsdonnelly: eva - try not meeting the boys at ronnie scotts
BUTTFACE: oi whgen is on something out
JonP: does everyone else have a problem with this poxy god damned chatroom flashing every other fucking second?
Stunner: I GOTTA GO FOR A QUICK WEE - BACK IN A SEC
God: Shall I pose nude?
saz2020: do you usually toke while you're creating Davey?
UncleFUcKKKERR: yep
lizzy: hey u guys rocked in Wrexham.........best birthday ever
mrsdonnelly: more of a challenge
Olli%5Fmccormack: Who is here who regularly posts messages on Hollys site
ashley%26fiona: HASH THATS BAD DAVEY, AND YOU A DECENT YOUNG MAN!
UncleFUcKKKERR: me
UncleFUcKKKERR: aye
tipsylinz: do u wanna paint me in my green bra?
eva%2A: mrs donnelly - why? (ps: thats the name of my gcse music teacher)
daveycrockett: i may look like some wierd fool, flangeface but i do sort opf have a vague idea of what im doing man
jess: ever wrecked a guitar davey?
jemmy: jonP>yes but only because I'm very drunk on chardonnay
Gemma4: oh yeha cna you tell us anything about the follow up to the krocked nihgt??????????????????
UncleFUcKKKERR: drugs are bad mkay?
Stunner: HEY DAN, MISS U
HumptyDumpty: davey crockett - ha ha ha
UncleFUcKKKERR just left the chat (7/7/00 6:52:13 PM)
hollymichelle: Hash is brilliant...George Washington used to grow it...all the founding fathers of the US grew it. Hoo yah
nasreen: davey... can i give u a hug the next time i see you?
ashley%26fiona: FLANGE THATS SOOO DIRTY STOP PLEASE STOP
mrsdonnelly: because they're verrrrrry friendly
BUTTFACE2: when is on soemthing out?
Ben: drugs, who takes drugs ?
God: What sex am I?
tricky+dicky: Humpty Dumpty, not bein rude but are you large
BUTTFACE2: tell me you bastards
mrsdonnelly: on something out right now - go buy
Stunner: AH THAT'S BETTER- WHRE WAS I?
tipsylinz: god - u have no sex im afraid
JonP: Davey - got any plans for Guildford Festival?
beks: okay i really really don't get this thing at all
ow+cash: The Crock nights are going to be wicked. Themed gaian. Day at the bowling green, horse racing, pool night.
Gemma4: its out buttface
daveycrockett: yeah the follow u[p is going to be ont a bowling green . in a church, up the eiffel tower and in the middle of the atalantic
God: how will you approach my genatalia Davey?
MrsDonelly: allo
BUTTFACE2: OI
tipsylinz: DOES THE POPE MASTUBATE?
MrsDonelly: yep
Ben: hi Mrs D
Olli%5Fmccormack: Owen - next time you see Mr Mccormack - say hi from another Mr mccormack - a distant relative
Gemma4: was that a joke davey???
BUTTFACE3 just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:53:06 PM)
MrsDonelly: hi everyone
ow+cash: Hello.
Stunner: AH THAT'S BETTER- WHRE WAS I?
FULLER:
tricky+dicky: Olli, I thought there was a bit of cunt in you
BUTTFACE3: WHEN IS ON SOMETHING OUT
MrsDonelly: got a copy of the 3rd album 2day - it's shitey
cybert: hi sarah
Adam: hello everyone
daveycrockett: god youve got both male and female stes of genetilia, id cut your cock off and suck on your other bit
Gemma4: buttface its out!!!!
lizzy: noew
hollymichelle: Sarah...is that you?
tricky+dicky: Allo Adam
MrsDonelly: on somethnk is out last monday
lizzy: hey adam
tipsylinz: hi adam
mrsdonnelly: no it bloody well isn't
Stunner: OOH - DAVEY- LANGUAGE!
Adam: whats goig on?
God: mmmmm lovely
julia%5Fk: crocketts - love the acoustic version of beauty and the beast
MrsDonelly: (burrrrrrrrp!)
hollymichelle: all bloody well then....
billygoatguff: ist out already?!!!!
Ben: Davey is such a polite young man
daveycrockett: Not as good as your 3rd album Mrs D that rocks
nasreen: anyway.. back to christening my dining table...
Stunner: TALK TO ME LIKE THAT////!
ashley%26fiona: DAVEY YOU MAKE US SIC WITH YOUR FILTH!
billygoatguff: SHI^TY
FULLER: is dan god (or god dan) we just don't know
Gemma4: i felt sickj after you cheese factory story actualy,
piscesfly was removed from the chat due to inactivity (7/7/00 6:54:42 PM)
Adam: crocketts-thanx for the birthday card you sent me in may it was very kewl but you prob don't remember
hollymichelle: chantelle have you been drinking? heavily?
mrsdonnelly: can i just ask which one of you cunts is impersonating me
Ben: I'm growing a Mullet
jemmy: dan isn't god, he just likes to think he is...
frog: crox- do Billy the Bunt On sunday!
LadyKiller: aye aye
ow+cash: Course we remmebr
frog: please
daveycrockett: im onl;y polite because my mums got a computer and shesd here listening to this caht
LadyKiller: i is god
reidie: Did you have anything to drink before you started doing this tonight?
ow+cash: Mami are you `there?
tipsylinz: DO I GET A BIRTHDAY CARD COS IT'S MY B-DAY SOON
tricky+dicky: Good reggae Ladykiller
Adam: cheersow+cash
ow+cash: Christ, I hope not.
jess: don'd dis dan, he's lovely
FULLER: no i mean the person currently talking about painting
dAVEYcROCKETT1: HEY U FAKE
jemmy: well I didn't get a bloody birethday card so I don't see why anyone else should.
lizzy: you played on my Birthday..........made my day!
Ben: Chantelles got CapsLockitis (joke :)
danboone666 just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:55:43 PM)
reidie: who's your favourite female drummer?
Stunner: LOL - YUP HOLLY, I HAVE MY CAN OF SCRUMPY JACK IN MY HAND AS WE SPEAK!
daveycrockett: Fuck off Lady Killer Davey#s using my comp;....
Olli%5Fmccormack: Any chance of a Crox TV show S-Club Crox or something
ow+cash: So oes unrhywun yn siarad Cymraeg 'ma.
ashley%26fiona: MACMANUS, WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THE NOFX GIG, HEARD YOU HATED IT?
God: If U believe in me type 1, if not, 2
Stunner: LOL!
lizzy: dipyn bach
tricky+dicky: 2
daveycrockett: didiay mon gach un galiad
jemmy: 2
dAVEYcROCKETT1: OOOHH
nasreen: 2
dAVEYcROCKETT1: AAAHHH
ow+cash: There's only one drummer, female that rocks the proverbial shithouse. She's 20 yards away from me.
danboone666 just left the chat (7/7/00 6:56:25 PM)
tipsylinz: AM I INVISIBLE?????
FULLER: I beleive in dan
jess: sh'mae owen
nasreen: i dont believe in anyone
dAVEYcROCKETT1: IM DAVEY CROCKETT
frog: sing billy the bunt on sun
tricky+dicky: sorry linz, resting fingers
tipsylinz: i was beginning to wonder
Gemma4: davey were you being seriuos b4 about the follow up to krocked???
beks: okay maybe I'm STUPID [I probably am] but what da hell does lol mean ? cos that is really bugging me 1
DAZZA: LOL
tipsylinz: so, wots everyone wearing at the mo?!
tricky+dicky: laughs out loud
FULLER: laugh out loud
God: loloololoololo9ollo0o
lizzy: laughing out loud
Olli%5Fmccormack: Davey come and play on the beach ion Southend cause then its cheaper for me then goiung to London
DAZZA: BOLLOX
Gemma4: laughing out lud
daveycrockett: right then ill be in a pbar at ther charlotte street festival, thank you all. godday goodnight adios . hope y0u enjoyed the fucking show
DAZZA: LOL = BOLLOX
God: Crotchless edible panties
hollymichelle: So this 'time of my life' business...are you guys still going to perform it at shows or are you working on something else? I recommend a fine tune from hank williams jr.
tricky+dicky: it's quite sad reallyLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
Stunner: HOLLY - ARE YOU ABOUT STILL?!
Ben: ugggh no not hank williams

DAZZA: OI MACANUS - WOT PUB R YA GOIN 2
Stunner: YEAH OK THAT U GONE DAVEY?
littlemisslost: cheerio
owencash just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:58:01 PM)
beks: does that really mean bollox ?

hollymichelle: Yes Ben, HANK WILLIAMS JR
Stunner: SEE U SUNDAY FOR THAT "BLOW"
saz just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:58:12 PM)
Ben: ugggh
Gemma5 just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:58:21 PM)
lizzy: nah it really means laugh out loud
tipsylinz: davy - i was COVERED in silver paint after fri!
hollymichelle: Is it just me or next time do we need a different forum for a chat?!?
dan0 just entered the chat (7/7/00 6:58:31 PM)
Olli%5Fmccormack: I've just opened a new can of Scrumpy
Stunner: *SIGH* I'M CONFUSED.... :(
daveycrockett: Navarro's Spanish rest downstairs....Charlotte St....
tricky+dicky: oLLI YOU ARE A cunt
Ben: might be an idea, yahoo voice chat could be interesting
Gemma5: yes def holly
God: I would say bye, but I am omnipresent
littlemisslost: right well i'm away my brain is shutting down ... time for vodka methinks ...
beks: what it means laugh out loud ?
Gemma5: i reckon you should just organise a yahhoo one, cos they're altigh t rent they
hollymichelle: Ace idea, Ben
dAVEYcROCKETT1: KK
dAVEYcROCKETT1: KK
dAVEYcROCKETT1: K
lizzy: lol
daveycrockett: there will be flamenco dancers outside
Olli%5Fmccormack: Tricky Dicky - who are you?
dan0: anyone right ? n e 1 cummin 4 a drink?
hollymichelle: Voice chat next time 'round....maybe with a web cam
Ben: :)
dan0: right then
dan0: errrr
dan0: chwnc
Gemma5: yeha cool
dAVEYcROCKETT1: GGRRRRRRROOOWWWLLL
tricky+dicky: that would be telling
FULLER:
Stunner: LA DE DA
nasreen: hey Tom
ashley%26fiona: PLANNING TO GET LAID DAVEY?
Olli%5Fmccormack: If your buying Dan
jess: when are you boys in cardiff? fancy a pint?
littlemisslost just left the chat (7/7/00 6:59:42 PM)
jemmy: face it dan, no one wants to come drinking with you...
dan0: kilweyeah i'm stealing
owencash: On Sunday. Fancy a few?
dan0: feck off
saz: yeh it need some kind of moderation holly... but i'm off now... i'm going to a Jellys gig tonight, see y'all
daveycrockett: yeah with a flamenco dancer
Stunner: SURE OWEN!
tipsylinz: JEMMY - HEY!
hollymichelle: bye saz....
jess: yeah, when are you free?
dan0: hey owen
beks just left the chat (7/7/00 7:00:08 PM)
tricky+dicky: thanks dad
Ben: I need a cigarette....its been lovely...
mrsdonnelly: there's at least three in the house gem
Stunner: PLEASE STAND UP
nasreen: marracas?? who has marracas????
tricky+dicky: Ben see ya soon
Stunner: PLEASE STAND UP
FULLER: can god really make lightning
hollymichelle: I have to go back to work...another six fucking hours
jemmy: cigarettes...
WillyWonka: hello children
Stunner: GOOD LUCK HOLLY
Gemma5: ciao holly
Ben: ok, take care everyone, off to smoke
tricky+dicky: can I have some chocs please Willy
nasreen: hey willy
jess: looks like there's a queue for dan then...
Stunner: SEE YA SOON HOLLY - EMAIL ME! :)
WillyWonka: will the real crocketts reveal themselves
lizzy: see ya Ben
Olli%5Fmccormack: Fuck shit, cunt motherfucker - i've finished the SScrumpy
Ben: ciao
Stunner: BEN U OFF THEN?
hollymichelle: blech....well, it was interesting everyone.....and confusing as all get out
Ben just left the chat (7/7/00 7:01:31 PM)
dan just entered the chat (7/7/00 7:01:44 PM)
Gemma5: ok any crocsk, why are you playing manchester in october????, cos you're not plying anywhere else, are you?
linz: bye ben
nasreen: DAN - wanna go paintballing tomorrow?
ashley%26fiona: IS IT NOT SHIT FUCK, CUT...
dan: yeah
Stunner: DAVEY/OWEN U STILL HERE?
owenc: No.
ow+cash was removed from the chat due to inactivity (7/7/00 7:02:21 PM)
nasreen: was that a yes to me?
Stunner: UM ... OK THEN...?!
dan: yeah
owenc: We have most of the afternnon. We'll be done soundchecking at 12.
Olli%5Fmccormack: Has anyone evr been to Abergavenne?
nasreen: really?
hollymichelle: bye folks.........
jess: sunday?
nasreen: by eholly
Stunner: DAN - IS THAT U BABY - IT'S CHANTELLE
bert: bye
Gemma5: bye hol
linz: hi little
littlemisslost: i cam back ...
God: I'VE BEEN, BUT i AM EVERYWHERE
linz: bye hol
FULLER:
Stunner: BYE HOLLY :)
ashley%26fiona: SHUT UP 4 GODSAKE
Daniel+Booth just entered the chat (7/7/00 7:03:15 PM)
owenc: goodbye holly
dan: i have turned into a gigolo to make ends meet - all offers considered.
nasreen: can u get to bracknell for 8.30am or Maidenhead for 9am?
linz: ok so who's which crock?
Gemma5: so who here is goign toguildford?
Olli%5Fmccormack: gfoodbye Holly
jemmy: is that really daniel booth?
jess: I'll give ya a fiver dan
littlemisslost: just to see if i was missing anything
dan: cool
ashley%26fiona: DONT U PAY THEM DAN?
God: BYE HOLLY, I LOVE YOU
owenc: Daniel Booth, comedian, welcome.
Stunner: HOW ABOUT £50 DAN?!
dan: yes
Gemma5: who's daniel booth??????
jemmy: gemma5>yeah me, if I can work out times to get to the mls gig in london after
Stunner: JESS - DAN I CLEARLY WORTH MORE!
linz: dan - i'll pay ya £100!!!
Daniel+Booth: hi crox
daveycrockett: daniel my alleyway friend is that really you
nas just entered the chat (7/7/00 7:04:13 PM)
linz: for the loan of my dog
anotherDan just entered the chat (7/7/00 7:04:14 PM)
Gemma5: mls???
jess: yeah, but as you say, he should pay me
jemmy: my life story (duh)
tricky+dicky just left the chat (7/7/00 7:04:42 PM)
Daniel+Booth: Hey could be, will it be a dark alley my man i hear you like those
Gemma5: oh yeha ofcourse, my life story
nas: Tom?
God: would anybody ever have sex with me given the opportunity?
anotherDan: yep
nas: God- would it be good?
linz: i would god cos it'd be interesting
carter: Is my Dad there?
jess: not with 2 sets of gentetalia, but then again
God: i have both types of genetalia
linz: but since u have no genitals...!
anotherDan: yes son
owenc: Come on Here I am son. Woops
daveycrockett: daniel ive gitta say i think you have a fair amount of brains, no balls though
Gemma5: thats not really daniel booth is it?
Olli%5Fmccormack: Wouldn't it have been fun if Dan Booth had turned up in here!!
jemmy: gemma5>they're playing at 10pm in London and, as much as i love the crox, I haven't seen mls since february.
nas: I suppose I would.. Im not known for being fussy
carter: What's your middle name then Dad
anotherDan: wurzel son
God: i am great at sex
owenc: Anthony
Daniel+Booth: Hey why you intrested in my balls, are those rumours true
ashley%26fiona: WILL IT STILL BE THE ANAL TYOE DAN?
God: just ask the virgin Mary
Stunner: DAN DAN DAN DAN - TIS CHANTELLE (THE GOOD LOOKING ONE!)
linz: ok god - i'll give ya a hard ride
Gemma5: yeha WQELL THE CROCKS ARE ON AT 6 , SO YOU SHOULD BE ALRIGHT
Stunner: I FINISHED WORK EARLY TO COME HERE!
nas: =)
jess: dan I think someone wants you

jemmy: gemma5>are ya going to cardiff then>
anotherDan: who
bee: hi
God: use contraception, we don't want any more little Jesuses running around do we now?
Gemma5: yeha i finished watching neighbours early to come here
linz: I WANT U DAN!
anotherDan: oor ya
Daniel+Booth: Hi STUNNER, you happy to be here
bob: Do any of you remember my shoe from the Hull Adelphi gig last October?
daveycrockett: daniel come to navarros bar on charlotte strret( downstairs ) tomight, by goodge strreeet tube and well have a littleheart to heart
Gemma5: nope not goign to cardiff,
owenc: Dzaniel you're talking shite as usual. How about something sensible? Talk us through your stamp collection
Olli%5Fmccormack: There are 100's of dans in here but nly one can pump out them languid tunes
11: a heart to heart, Daves? More like a fist to face I imagine!

Stunner: HELP = WHAT'S GOING ON?!
daveycrockett: owen you are class
anotherDan: thats me
Daniel+Booth: Ahhhh! you want to meet how sweet, fuck im a poet too
linz: NOBODY WANTS ME DO THEY?
anotherDan just left the chat (7/7/00 7:07:45 PM)
Gemma5: have any of you got any inof on the oldham thing yet?????
mrsdonnelly just entered the chat (7/7/00 7:08:13 PM)
mrsdonnelly: daniel b - were you at glastonbury?
littlemisslost: this is stressful not funny
Daniel+Booth: HEY GOD WAD YA GOT AGAINST ME IM ONLY HERE TO PROVIDE ANGST
DenzilPemberthy just entered the chat (7/7/00 7:08:34 PM)
tipsylinz just entered the chat (7/7/00 7:08:36 PM)
bert: daniel smells of old peoples home
jemmy: bus god, I have disobeyed all of your commandments. do you still love me?
DenzilPemberthy: oo are
owenc: Denzil alright?
tipsylinz: = linz
DenzilPemberthy: howdy pardnerrr
lizzy: hey AGAIN
rich just entered the chat (7/7/00 7:08:57 PM)
God: i still love you
tipsylinz: NOT THAT ANYONE CARES
Daniel+Booth: BERT, I SMELL OF YOUR MUM THEN
owenc: How about that Jethro eh? What a bugger he is.
rich: well hello people
DenzilPemberthy: who fancies one in the cow shed
bert: poor bastard
DenzilPemberthy just left the chat (7/7/00 7:09:24 PM)
Stunner: OWEN - IS THAT THE REAL ONE?!?!
nas: cow shed? who's a romantic then?
rich: what type of cow is she then
jess: hey richie roo
dan was removed from the chat due to inactivity (7/7/00 7:09:50 PM)
Olli%5Fmccormack: Richy Roo - now thats funny
tipsylinz: WHAT ARE THE CROCKS BIG FANTASIES THEN?!
WurzelSenior: hello rich
jess: dave b says hello
daveycrockett: see ya later deaniel. im off to buy some vas, goodbye everybody
owenc: All hail wurzel senior.
Stunner: I DON'T CARE - U CAN'T SPELL
WurzelSenior: alirght me luvvlies
God: The Virgin Mary likes to call me Goddywaddy
littlemisslost: bye chickpea
tipsylinz: *bows down to wurzel senior*
ashley%26fiona: C YA MACMANUS
jess: see ya sunday davey
rich: hello jess, waso what's your middle name wurzel jr
lizzy: hail to wurzel senior
WurzelSenior: crocketts bass player is shite
Olli%5Fmccormack: Later evryone - i'm off 2 get some more Scrumpy
ashley%26fiona: N JOY THE PUB, DONT GET TOO DRUNK LOL!
Daniel+Booth: See ya wouldn't want to be ya,
God: bye ollie
littlemisslost: take care everyone ... deary me that was a bit girly ... but bye anyhow ...
tipsylinz: bye olli
owenc: See you olly.
ashley%26fiona: BYE OLLIE
Stunner: OK THIS IS TAKING AGES AGAIN. WHY IS THIS SO SLOW>
DavidEssex just entered the chat (7/7/00 7:11:43 PM)
lizzy: yeah see ya ollie
Micheal+Bolton just entered the chat (7/7/00 7:11:50 PM)
God: bye, Dad is worried about the phone bill
DavidEssex: rock on
lizzy: its always slow in here
rich: Jimmy Dean
tipsylinz: stunner - im glad im not the only one with probs with this fricking thing
mrsdonnelly: jesus who's god's dad?
jess: STOP SHOUTING STUNNER
DavidEssex: right. lets talk lurve
Gemma5: lol
Micheal+Bolton: Hi David what you doing here
tipsylinz: ok david
rich: David E is Dan
Stunner: ARE YOU TIRED YET OF PLAYING DECREPID BACKWARDS TOWN (SUCH AS SALISBURY)?
DavidEssex: gettin sum tips for me new covers album
Gemma5: any crocks left still??
jemmy: david>ooh yes. what tickles ya fancy?
DavidEssex: yep
nas: =)
rich: yep
lizzy: or Wrexham?
owenc: David you're a bga of shite piss poor version of Neil Diamond.
DavidEssex: i is dan
DavidEssex: bollox - diamonds been ripping me off since dayone
jess: owen - i found another hopkin in ponty
rich: Neil Diamond sucks arse, he is a felcher
FULLER: NEER ALDERSHOT
MichealBolton just entered the chat (7/7/00 7:13:33 PM)
nas: Can you lot do a gig in Bracknell?
rich: Fleet, isn't that just a service station
ashley%26fiona: RIGHT WHOS WHO NOW?
owen just entered the chat (7/7/00 7:13:50 PM)
Gemma6: got cut off again
dan just entered the chat (7/7/00 7:13:54 PM)
owen: Really?
FULLER: WE HAVE A TOWN
owen: Who?
bee: is there gonna be any date in london soon ?
jess: marcus - are we all related?
MichealBolton: Hi Crocketts I hear your big fans of mine!?
nas: i have a mate who lives in fleet
dan: any questions? i'll answer anyfink
Gemma6: + how come you are playng manchesteer?? for the 100th time
owen: There is, top sectret, we know where, but i don't think we can say yet.
dan: dunno
FULLER: i COULD DO SUPPORT
linzi: michael bolton sux dick
jemmy: ok dan, what are you wearing?
dan: gemma6 - dunno
owen: We like Manchester.
jess: dan, do you take plastic?
FULLER: WITH MY BAND
MichealBolton: GEMMA COZ THEY LIKE MANCHESTER
Gemma6: go on owen
dan: i is wearing nothing
rich: right there with ya Linz
owen: Sorryy?
ashley%26fiona: OH DAN!
lizzy: do any of the crox remember playing Wrexham???????
Gemma6: yeha i think you should play manchester every week
nas: dan, could i have a paid of your underpants?
jess: ooohhh
linzi: yeah wot?
dan: i take plyep
dan: errrrrr
linzi: oh
nas: pair even
linzi: this is soooo slow
rich: yeah it was cool in Wrezxham i washed my feet
dan: nas, i'll send em 2 ya
MichealBolton: Linzi, Ive JUst spotted that, is that my dick you wanna suck
Olli+macca: I'm back - anyone see hundred reasons - there new single is ace
Gemma6: oi boltin i was asking about the london date, where it is, jeez
nas: thankyou =)
jess: what's pleyp?
linzi: yes...oh yeah
dan: soiled or clean
lizzy: it was my birthday cheers for a great gig
Stunner: CHANTELLE HERE DAN - GET MY LETTER
Stunner: CHANTELLE HERE DAN - GET MY LETTER
Stunner: CHANTELLE HERE DAN - GET MY LETTER
owen: Hundred Reasons are great.
jemmy: dan, don't you're getting me all excited...
owen: Wrexham rocked.
dan: ooooo baby
Stunner: SODDING COMPUTER....!
FULLER: i NO SOMEONE FROM HUNDREDREASONS
nas: keep them a bit "fragrance o' dan" for me
dan: so do i
owen: Who?
nas: but not too gross
lizzy: glad to here it its usually dead
linzi: riiicchhhh- i'm seeing ur cousin tomorrow!
dan: i'll swap you a pair nas
FULLER: THE BASSIST
Gemma6: the guy form 100 reason took a pic of me and dan, and i didn't even know who it was
rich: Say hello to Kate, Linz
Olli+macca: Hundred reasons were great as support in Southampton
jess: dan, I think someone is in desperate need of some attention from you -
Stunner: DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN ANSWER ME!
linzi: will do!
owen: They rock. Nice chaps. Like a bean bag fight or two.
nas: ... ok
Stunner: IT'S ONLY ME, CHANTEKKE
dan: hello stunner oo are ya
rich: Dan please talk to Chantelle
FULLER: i DIDN'T SEE THEM WHEN THEY SUPPORTED
Stunner: CHANTELLE!
nas: I shall send you my best pair
dan: wicked
Stunner: :(
jess: christ I thought I came on strong
nas: =)
ashley%26fiona: HEY CROX HAS SPANNA HAD HER BABY??
nas: red satin ok with you?
owen: Jess, you revert to the Hopkin charm.
Stunner: HEY BABES - GET THE LETTER I SENT TO YOU RHOUSE
rich: noope.it's due in August
linzi: DAN - CAN I HAVE UR SOCKS?
owen: Not yet, due Reading.
jess: plenty of it mate ; )
Olli+macca: Who were the other support - they were crap
Gemma6: wilt are shit
lizzy: wilt
rich: Malluka, featuring Chi
owen: Lovely lads.
dan: schmilt
ashley%26fiona: WILL SHE BE BACK ON TOUR WHEN SHES HAD IT THEN?
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Gemma6: has popped in crashed out already been recorded?????
linzi: DAN DAN DAN - CAN I HAVE UR SOCKS?
lizzy: its a removal fest
Nick%5FGreenDay just entered the chat (7/7/00 7:18:52 PM)
bee: i thought wilt were crap
jess: chuffed about the addition to the new release, btw
mrsdonnelly just entered the chat (7/7/00 7:18:56 PM)
owen: Probably. With the little un as well hopefully.
Stunner: OMG - HOW MANY REMOVED?!
linzi: hey nick
nas: luckily, I am in debenhams, I can buy a pair now and post it tomorrow
FULLER: NECK ROCK
lizzy: yeah so did everyone
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Olli+macca: Malluka =thats it they were crap
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Nick%5FGreenDay: hey, I saw u at aldershot west end centre
Gemma6: dan, owen, has popped in crasehd out already been reecorded?????
owen: Aldershot was great.
nas: bugger I have 1 minute left
Stunner: dan, are you there still honey bunch?
bee: how comes I know soooo many people who fancy's dan ?
nas: then Im disconnected
rich: bye nas
Nick%5FGreenDay: I got daveys pick
nas: I dont fancy dan.. but i would shag him
Gemma6: nas are yi in the debenhams internte cafe
Stunner: yay - aldershot rocked!
nas: =))
jess: why not?
linzi: OWEN - WHERE WERE U?
lizzy: bye nas
owen: It's been recorded. Going out next Friday.
Olli+macca: Buy nas - whats this about Camden next weekend
nas: right on that note Im going
nas: see ya
jemmy: bee>because he's drop dead gorgeous
FULLER: ALDERSHOT ROCKED EXCEPT THE BOUNCERS AND LE GRAND
owen: Where was what?
nas: yes gemnm
Gemma6: i thought it was on tonight??
Nick%5FGreenDay: But got hit on the head by a flying drumstick!
linzi: dont worry - moment passed
owen: Nope, next week.
Nick%5FGreenDay: BOUNCERS SUCKED, I WROTE A LETTER 2 KERRANG 2 COMPLAIN
dan: nas - warm my side beeatch!
linzi: yeah nick u idiot
bee: yeah maybe he is
owen: No cpme on., Have another moment.
Gemma6: did davey win it, owen???
linzi: no lets not
Olli+macca: Whats happening at Camden precisely - anyone?
FULLER: i GOT THE DRUMSTICK
owen: Absolutely. Kicked arse.
linzi: m weaing a green bra
Gemma6: good
linzi: FULLER - YOU BROKE MY FUCKING FINGERS!!!!!
owen: You what?
Gemma6: does anyone know anythign about this oldham thingyyet??
Nick%5FGreenDay: COOL
FULLER: dID YOU HAVE BLACK PIGTAILS
jemmy: linzi>don't you're getting me all hot again...
Stunner: linzi - steady on mate!
linzi: wot?
linzi: YES!!!!
Olli+macca: Anyone else like the new Limp Bizkit single ?
owen: Green bra?
Stunner: is rich still around?
bob just entered the chat (7/7/00 7:22:33 PM)
Nick%5FGreenDay: THE NEW LIMP SINGLE IS HEAD BANIGN GR8!
linzi: yeah green bra
bee: yeah that is sooooooooo good
owen: Limp Bizkit. Don't like it.
Gemma6: not bad, olli
FULLER: WHAT COLOUR HAIR DO YOU HAVE- ARE YOU REALLY SHORT
rich: yeah
Stunner: in fact is ANYONE around...?
jemmy: yea! if I didn't have soulwax on repeat play, I'd have that on.
Olli+macca: Faith is brill as well
vegan+power: limp bizkit is shit
linzi: I HAVE DARK BROWM HAIR AND AM REALLY SHORT YES
mrsdonnelly: rich went for a piss - he has now returned
owen: Generic rop/rack, nothing great.
FULLER: ARE YOUR FINGERS ACTUALLY BROKEN
lizzy: hey rich glad to see u again
dan: i'm goin for a slash bak in a min
Olli+macca: Owen - what about liberty 37?
rich: cheers
Stunner: thanks mrs donnelly - how are you?
owen: Lovely lads.
Nick%5FGreenDay: NO WAY OWEN, WHO CARES IF IT SOUNDS THE SAME, JUDGE THE SONG FOR WHAT IT IS. AND ITS WICKED
mrsdonnelly: well thank you babes
Olli+macca: Top live band as well
owen: Lot of time them, I like some of their stuff.
Stunner: rich i take it u never got the photos
linzi: rich - i have the pic u sent me stuck up on my wall
Gemma6:
rich: for the last time I got them they were great thanx
FULLER: rUBY CRUISER= GOOD
jess: doesn't time pass. must go now
Stunner: oh thanks rich
rich: cool Linz
owen: It's not wicked. They've got the original theme tune, put some heavy guitar and talk shite over it. It just doesn't lift my skirt. The usual old bollocks.
linzi: no they're not actually broken fuller - but they swelled up and are all bruised yes
Stunner: i never knew that calm down babes
Stunner: hill
Gemma6: so owne what di you like tht is uot at the moment??
jemmy: ruby cruiser suck. altho their bassist chatted up my friend...
Stunner: chill
Olli+macca: Well said - Ruby is guitar pop crap, no Marcy Playground - there's a band
Gemma6: shit craptyping
linzi: cos u trapped my fingers between the drumsticks
FULLER: SORRY BUT MY MATE DOES PLAY THE DRUMS AND HE USED THE STICKS IN A GIG LAST NITE
Nick%5FGreenDay: YOU MUST HAVE A SKIRT WITH WEIGHTS TIED ON TO KEEP IT DOWN! ITS OK THO, WE ARE ENTILTLED 2 OUR OPINIOINS
owen: Love the Grandaddy album. The new Napalm Death album. Eels. Ween album
linzi: ok
owen: Wicked.
linzi: i forgive u
Stunner: fuller - it's me chantlle
linzi: it just HURT
vegan+power: calm down nick and fuller
Nick%5FGreenDay: I SAW LIBERTY 37 AT ALDERSHOT, VERY POWERFUL]
Nick%5FGreenDay: ROX
Olli+macca: Marcy Playground - everyone go buy it
linzi: i never knew that nick
Gemma6: owen , whats the followe up to krocked??
FULLER: I NO IVE BEEN HERE SINCE ABOUT 6
owen: They are powerful. great blokes.
jess: i will see you on sunday crox. need some chicken v macho vox?
linzi: fuller - do u hate me?
Nick%5FGreenDay: COOL
owen: Sort of krocked 2.
rich: is my dad here yet
Gemma6: nice idea jess
Nick%5FGreenDay: HOW WAS THE LOST WEEKEND?
Gemma6: yeahbut what is krocked 2, where is it??
owen: More frills spills, and the usual antics.
linzi: FULLER - do u hate me?
bee: whats the thing on sunday ?
FULLER: NO
Olli+macca: Owen - did you get the e-mail about playing is Southend - come on - do it
Stunner: fuller - chantelle here how are you?
owen: Enjoyed all the weekend except for the half hour that we played.
FULLER: YOU DIDNT HURT ME WHY SHOULD I
jess: rock in the park in cardiff
rich: Krocked two will be all over London, check the site for details, it's too eaerly to say yrt
bee: oooh
owen: no I didn't.
Nick%5FGreenDay: What sucked about it?
Stunner: are you guys coming back to salisbury somewhen?
jess: yeah, hello sweets
mrsdonnelly: owen got approached by no less than two policewomen
dan: lesbo cop
linzi: ok
FULLER: CHANT- FINE COME TO OUR WEBSITE LATER GIG PHOTOS UP FROM LAST NITE
owen: Absolutely.
Gemma6: ahh why does everything have to happen in london, will you do one during the day time, so those of us with protective parents will still be able to go???
Olli+macca: You should - come and be the first band to play on the longest Pier in the world - 1 mile. That would be great. Not crowd diving - sea diving
owen: Gettin it on with the ladies in a Pada.
Stunner: yeah was it good fuller?
linzi: OWEN - WOTS UR FAV COLOUR? (i have to ask stupid questions)
FULLER: WWW.BRABACKWARDS.IWARP.COM
lizzy: what does everyone think....should i go to Reading or Leeds?
owen: I'd love to.
owen: Both.
Stunner: *sigh*
FULLER: AMAZING WE ALMOST GOT A RECORD DEAL - ARE MEETING THE BLOKE FOROMN GIST ON SATURDAY
Nick%5FGreenDay: IM A LESBO COP ON FRIDAYS AND TUESDAYS
Stunner: well done fuller
Olli+macca: Turn up, run down tot he end and play then jump in the sea to avoid the police
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jemmy: dan>no lesbo cops buyt lesbos in general - yep, there's one right here...
linz: i bet u r nick - U R A CLOSET GAY - REMEMBER??!!!
FULLER: CHEERS
Stunner: not left anymessages on ben's guestbook lately though i see...
owen+c just entered the chat (7/7/00 7:29:48 PM)
Nick%5FGreenDay: YEP!
owen+c: llllllliiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnzzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiii
linz: OH UR SUCH A BITCH!
FULLER: BEEN OUT EVERY NITE THIS WEEK
Nick%5FGreenDay: COLDPLAY. WHAT DO Y'ALL THINK?
linz: OWEN - since you weren't listening to me earlier....
Olli+macca: Gotta go -anyone wants to contact try pmccormack@currantbun.com
Germma7: ok i've got to go now, but ciao peeps, and ciao dan and owen!!
linz: i'm going to cry
owen+c: Nice enough, unexciting
owen+c: Yes?
lizzy: byebye Gemma
Stunner: ok has everyone joined my yahoo club?
rich: Coldplay, leves me cold, and in no mood for playing, sorry, too soft
linz: owen - wots ur fav colour?
owen+c: Green
Stunner: http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/mrsplayingdeadsclub
linz: i saw coldplay live and they were as dull as shit really
FULLER: NO BUT I LOG ON AS BRABACKWARDS
bee2: yeah I joined your club
linz: THANKYOU
Nick%5FGreenDay: MINE IS GREEN 2. FOR OBVIOUS REASON
mrsdonnelly: bye ollie c yuz in cardiff maybe
owen+c: Why?
linz: *grins*
linz: just wondering
owen+c: What?
bee2: and can I just say that my photo looks good
owen+c: Ok I get it, green bra.
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Nick%5FGreenDay: COS GREEN DAY ARE THE BEST BAND IN THE WORLD!
linz: HEHE!
owen+c: Nice one.
Stunner: i think pink is better owen
RichardBranston just entered the chat (7/7/00 7:32:28 PM)
jess: dan are you still there?
Stunner: owen - are you seeinf a girl called lucy - she was at the aldershot gig
RichardBranston: yep
tipsylinz: fucking computer
owen+c: I suppose they do, depend how vigorous the jumping up abnd down is.
rich: Pink is THE most horrible colour in the world
RichardBranston: jess - still here.
Stunner: i thought she was dead pretty - i wish i was as pretty as her
lizzy: pink sucks
tipsylinz: wow - richard branston pickle in the house y'all!
RichardBranston: i'm not wearing any pants
jess: try not to confuse me
lizzy: sorry chantelle but it does
bee2: pink is lovely actually
FULLER: AEROSMITH SANG ABOUT PINK WHICH MAKES IT A CRAP COLOUR
rich: Nice one Mr Branson, you're Dan right
tipsylinz: pink sux cock
RichardBranston: nope
Nick%5FGreenDay: WHOS ON TOTP 2NITE?
owen+c: Aerosmith rock.
Stunner: it's ok everyone is entitle to theri own tast ritgh?
RichardBranston: i'm on the bottom
jemmy: yellow is the best colour in the world, by far
stinky just entered the chat (7/7/00 7:33:37 PM)
tipsylinz: how bout yellow bras jemmy?
RichardBranston: lets all meet up and have a gang bang
lizzy: yellow......the colour of madness
tipsylinz: or does that get u going again?
FULLER: FOR ONCE i AM FORCED TO DISAGREE WITH YOU OWEN
owen+c: No it's not. I wrote a song about you, about my favourite colour and I called it green. I sung along, looked like a twat, and painted myself green.
owen+c: What are you disagreeing me with.
Stunner: like a monster?
tipsylinz: ok owen - there are ppl who can help u or who can just loack u away
owen+c: Ok, Aerosmith, sorry.
mrsdonnelly just left the chat (7/7/00 7:35:04 PM)
owen+c: Have you heard Permanent Vacation?
FULLER: SORRY WHAT
jess: BYE BOYS - SEE YA
owen+c: Blinding. Dude looks like a lady, walk this way,
rich: Seeya Jess
Stunner: *sigh*
owen+c: Goodbye, see you Sunday.
lizzy: byebyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
FULLER: STOP SIGHING
tipsylinz: *SNIFFS*
owen+c: Help with what Tippssyllinzz
Stunner: hey owen/rich/whoever if i go on sunday - can i meet u there coz i got no one to go with!
owen+c: Goodbye.
Stunner: :(
tipsylinz: help with ur mentalness - is that a word? i doubt it
owen+c: My metalness? Need no help there.
rich: this is all very interesting honest
Stunner: sorry fuller - i feel like i'm being ignored and i'm upset
tipsylinz: umm...u keep believing it if it makes u happy
FULLER: AAAAHH
tipsylinz: hey stunner
lizzy: every one should come to the eisteddfod in Llangollen this weekend
Stunner: yeah?
lizzy: it rocks
tipsylinz: happy now?
RichardBranston: i know everyfink there is to know about the crox. all the juicy stuff. any questions?
Stunner: yeah thanks... ;)
tipsylinz: owen - i have matching green lace knickers too
FULLER: WHO R U
rich: Dim chwys, dim brys
RichardBranston: i have edible drawstring knickers on.
tipsylinz: yeah rich - wotever that means
mrsdonnelly: alright peeps - i'm gonna have to close proceedings up - got another ten minutes to 7.45 then i'm dragging the boys off their terminals kickin and screamin
Stunner: anyone going to see the crocks on sunday then?
owen+c: more underwear ladies pease.
rich: don't ya know your Super Furries
FULLER: ALL SIGN THE GUESTBOOK AT WWW.BRABACKWARDS.IWARP.COM
lizzy: mine's all black
tipsylinz: i have black lace bras too
tipsylinz: i have lots of colours
Stunner: owen - you have a girlfriend right?!
tipsylinz: blue
owen+c: I wish I was going to the eisteddfod in Llangollen. The Genedlaethol in Llanelli will be much better though
jemmy: i have snoopy underwear - beat that.
Stunner: hhhmmm, you're so naughty...! ;)
lizzy: nah llangollen rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mrsdonnelly: as a turk i would have to agree with owen - llanelli rules
tipsylinz: wow jemmy!
RichardBranston: mary hopkins coming on here in a bit
jess just left the chat (7/7/00 7:39:58 PM)
owen+c: No way. For full on having it, the Genedlaethol and the Maes Pebyll (tent field) is where it's at.
maryh just entered the chat (7/7/00 7:40:19 PM)
tipsylinz: thanx rich :)
Stunner: ooh - rich now i GOT to see them!
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